Ten
top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your Old English Sheepdog
10.
There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9.
The Dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8.
The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7.
The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6.
That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5.
You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters
and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4.
Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for
the birds.
3.
A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.
2.
Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool
hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
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1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.